Sopherdophs

noshirtnoblouse:

Single and ready to reply with sarcastic remarks to any form of affection because that’s the only way I know how to mingle

morethan-a-few:

Deadpol by RecklessHero

guy:

*aggressively stabs at each individual letter when retyping password*

[x]

giraffescanflytoo:

kurdtkocaine:

so my brother was doing something weird in the front yard in his underwear???

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and the next thing i know……

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Do you live in a Sims game

expiredwater:

ok

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

NEIL YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD 

brak-snu:

We’re broken, imperfect, we were all made the same.

justlearningasigo:

JESUS DUMBLEDORE FUCKING CHRIST

meshinator:

AIR FORCE HUA

meshinator:

AIR FORCE HUA

guy:

sorry i only like people that i never have a chance with

sniffing:

me trying to participate in sports